The Young and the Jealous

The Young and the Jealous

The sun was shining through the window of Donnie's LA home. He was the first to awaken. He stretched, got up and went into the kitchen to get a soda. Taking a gigantic sip, he burped exceptionally loudly. There was a knock at the door, and Donnie then went to the door and opened it. "Jordan, what the hell are you doing here?" Donnie yelled as he let out another burp. This time his new bride-- Pamela heard him as she walked over where Donnie was and she chuckled to herself as she ran into their five-year-old daughter’s room. Then Mark walked up to his brother's house. "How the hell are you, Donnie?" Mark yelled. Then Donnie started swinging maliciously at Mark. I stepped in and said, "Mark! Our daughter Caitlin Rebecca is still asleep in her room."  "You're right, Pamela." Donnie agreed, "We shouldn't be fighting in front of a kid."  Caitlin walked into the living room and held her arms out to Donnie. He picked her up and said, "Good morning, sweetie."  "Um." Mark began, "Donnie, I think she's my daughter."  Donnie put Caitlin down and asked, "Caitlin, go play in your room for while, ok sweetie."   Donnie looked at his wife and then his brother and back at his wife again.  "Did you um...? you know?" Donnie asked his new wife. Then he whispered in her ear the question.  "Yes, I'm afraid so, Donnie." I cried and ran to my room.  After Donnie kicked Mark's a$$, he came into his room and sat on his bed where I had laid down and fell asleep. Donnie shook me gently. I awoke with tears streaming down my face. "It's ok...Pamela. I know it was just an accident." Donnie said as he hugged me. Mark came in and asks me if I still loved him. "Oh no!" I blurted out and ran to the toilet and threw up. I came back out and said that wasn't my honest answer. "Well what happened, Pamela?" Donnie asked concerned about me.  "I felt like I was going to throw up and don't know why. WTF is wrong with me?" I said crying.  "Pamela, are you pregnant?" Donnie asked his newly bride.   "Of course not." I said, "oh f***!" I blurted out and ran to the toilet again.  I came out of the bathroom and asked, "WTF? I think it's a stomach flu that's going around...I think."
Just then Jordan came and asked, "What's wrong?"   I looked up only to see Jordan then turned back to Donnie and hugged him.   "Mark, this is all your fault!" Donnie said as he pointed his finger towards his brother.
"My fault? why?" Mark asked. "I didn't do anything. Pamela was the one who manipulated you into thinking that Caitlin was your daughter."   "Aw sh!t. So you did have a child together?" Donnie asked, "And I really think Pamela's PG again."   "um... Donnie, Mark! I am in the room. Don't talk about me like I'm not! Ok?"   "I'm sorry, Pamela." Donnie told me.
"Donnie, you don't owe her anything. You should really break up with her." Mark said, as he was furious with his brother.   "I can't do that, Mark! What if it's my baby she is carrying now?" Donnie said.   "Donnie, you doing it again! Stop talking about me like I'm not in the room because I am in the room."  Mark grabbed his older brother Donnie by his shirt up near his neck and told him, "If you knew what she was really doing to you, you'd divorce her a$$!"   "I give up." I said and ran into Caitlin's room and closed the door.  Caitlin asked, "What's wrong, mom?   "Don't worry about it, sweetie." I told my daughter, "It's all about your father and me."
Then I cried. Jordan walked in and saw me. He walked over to me and hugged me.   "It's going to be okay, sweetie. I love you." Jordan said to me.  I backed away for a minute, looked at Jordan, and smiled. He smiled back at me.   Then Donnie walked in and looked kind of jealous. He grabbed Pamela by her arm and threw her against the wall.   "Donnie, what the hell is your problem?” Jordan asked as he looked at Caitlin and said, "oops, sorry."   "Caitlin, why don't you go with Mark to spend time with him while your mommy and daddy work things out ok, sweetie." Jordan said.  Mark takes Caitlin to his mother's house so that Donnie and Pamela could talk.
"Ok." Jordan said, "What happened first? And you go first Pamela."
Then tears were steaming down my face. First off Mark is Caitlin's father (not Donnie).  Then just now Donnie threw me up against the wall.
"You want to know what I think?" Jordan said to Donnie, and me "I think you both should get an annulment."   "I guess." I told Jordan and Donnie.
"Jordan, you just said that cause you wanted Pamela for yourself!" Donnie said, as he sounded a little more jealous.   "Jordan, is this true? Do you really love me?" I said.  "Jordan, don't look at her. She's worthless." Donnie said.   *I guess I'll leave the room and no one will notice.* I thought to myself.   I left the room without Jordan or Donnie even noticing. A few minutes later they realized I was gone. 

A few hours later, Mark called. I picked it up and said, "Hello." Mark told me he wasn't bringing back Caitlin and that he said he was keeping her. Then he basically slammed the phone down. I put the phone down and ran to my room and Donnie ran after me. Jordan followed and asked if he could speak to Pamela.  "No." Donnie said, "She's mine."   "I know." Jordan said, "But just wanted to talk to her for a minute, ok?"   "Yeah, sure." Donnie said.   Jordan went into Pamela's room and sat down on her bed. He put an arm around her. "Pamela, sweetie-- Mark asked you earlier if you still loved him and you never answered him." Jordan began saying. "So tell me the truth and I'll never tell Donnie, ok?" Jordan said as he waited for me to answer.   I paused for a minute and said, "I still love Mark and always will. But why did he take our daughter away from me."    "I don't know, sweetie." Jordan began, "I'm going over to Mark's to find out and I'll be back."   Jordan hugged me and said he needed to go. Then he grabbed me and kissed me on my lips.  “Jordan, I wasn’t expecting that.” I told him. Then Jordan kissed me again and again. Donnie was there watching. “Jordan, do you have something to do or somewhere to go?” Donnie said from behind Jordan.  “Oh right.” Jordan said, “I’ll be right back, Pamela.”  Jordan then hugged me.

Jordan started to go look for Mark and then Mark came back with Caitlin. "Mark, where the hell have you been? We have been worried sick about you and Caitlin." Jordan said almost yelling.
Donnie then came out of the bathroom.
"Mark, What the hell are you doing?"
"uh..." Mark began to say....
"Shut up Mark." Donnie yelled, "Pamela's mine."
"No, You shut up, Donnie. I saw her first! And married her first." Mark yelled back.
"Yeah, and you got a divorce from her because you thought that Caitlin was my kid." Donnie yelled back at Mark.
I walked out of the bathroom when Donnie said that.
Then Mark asked me if I still loved him.
"Mark, Of course I still love you. But why did you leave me." I said, as I was about to cry. Mark reached over and tried to hug me but I pulled away from him half scared of him. Donnie and Jordan just stood there in shock. Donnie was a little scared that he might lose me.

Then Andi and her boyfriend of three years came to Donnie's house. Andi met Joe through Donnie and Pamela at a huge “The Block” party in Los Angeles California.  Joe knocked on the door and said, "Can we come in?"
Jordan, Donnie, Mark and I looked at each other shocked to see whom Joe was dating now. Donnie opened the door and started teasing Joe but in good way.
"Piss off!" Joe said.  "Hey Joe! I'm sorry. I am only kidding. If we didn't like ya we wouldn't have teased you like that." Donnie said apologizing.
"I agree!" Jordan said and slapped Donnie a high five.
"Hi Andi!" I said shocked, "Are you dating Joe?"
Then Andi showed me the ring that Joe gave her.
"OMG! Andi, are you engaged to Joe?" I asked.
"Joe just proposed to me last night." Andi said eagerly.
"I am so happy for you." I said.
"What's up with Mark and Donnie?" Andi asked me.
"Oh they are just fighting over me as usual." I said with a here we go again look.   "ok, Andi-- long story short. Mark left me because he thought that Donnie was the father of my little girl--Caitlin. But it turned out that Mark is the father of Caitlin. And now I just told Mark that I still loved him after all that happened." I told Andi.
"Joe, what should I do?" I asked him.
"Just follow your heart." Joe told me as he smiled.
I hugged Joe and thanked him for the advice.
Just then I commenced to cry and told everyone I had to make a confession.
"It's okay." Jordan said, "What is the confession?"
"It's about me and Mark's daughter, Caitlin." I said in tears.
"What is it, sweetie?" Jordan said to me.
"um... well." I began to think, "I changed Caitlin's blood type at university hospital and made it look like Donnie was the father."

"You what?" Donnie and Mark said angrily at the same time.
"How could you do this to me? I mean I was the one who was nice to you from the start." Mark said.
"I know and I'm so sorry." I said as I began to cry.
"Sorry sweetie." Donnie said, "But you've pulled your last straw. That's it. I'm getting an annulment from you and that is final."
"Pamela???" Donnie said sweetly.
"Pamela Ann???" Jordan said louder, "What's wrong? You are like a million miles away. What are you thinking?"
"Pamela Ann Wahlberg." Mark finally screamed.
"WHAT!?" I shouted. "Mark, you didn't have to yell at me." I said with tears streamed down my face."
"I'm sorry for yelling at you." Mark said, "But what were you thinking just now? We were all concerned about you that you weren't responding to us."
"I'm just scared of losing Donnie-- that's all." I cried.
"Well you couldn't have done anything as horrible as Alison Sweeney (sami) did on Days Of Our Lives." Donnie joked.
"Have you seen that show?" I asked Donnie.
"No. But I've heard of that show." Donnie told me. 
"OMG! There is this one fan of mine that posts on my message board and hangs out in the chat room. She goes by the name Sami. I've heard about her and saw her posts a couple of times. She is just um... what's the word....???" Jordan said.
"Entertaining?" I answered Jordan.
"Yes, that she is." Jordan said smiling.
I smiled back at Jordan.
"Hey girl! Now I see that pretty smile." Jordan said.
"Jordan, Are you flirting with me?" I asked.
"Well do you want me too?" Jordan joked.
"I guess. I don't know." I said.
Just then Jordan kissed me passionately.
"Jordan, What was that for?" I smiled.
"Just for being yourself." Jordan said smiling, "Did you also know that I love you, Pamela."
"No, I didn't know that." I said shocked.
"Yeah. When you first moved to Boston, I kind of had a crush on you. Then Donnie started going out with you. Then Evelyn came back in my life and then after about two years, she dumped me." Jordan said.
"Oh yeah I remember. Donnie walked up to me, as I was moving into my first new apartment in LA. Just to get away from Emanuel Rodrigues (who lives in Hayward California) and my parents.(who live in Texas)" I told Jordan.
Donnie then spoke up and said, "Jordan, if you don't leave, I'm having you kicked out of my apartment. If you don't leave my wife alone."
"Donnie, if I hadn't stepped out of the way--I would have been with Pamela." Jordan said.
"So do you really love her, Jordan?" Donnie asked him.
"Damnit! stop doing this to me! Why are you talking about me like I'm not in the room?"
"I'm sorry, sweetie." Donnie said".
I tried to run and Donnie grabbed me just in time. Then Andi and Joe came over. Andi asked me if I wanted to be a bridesmaid at her and Joe's wedding.
"Of course I would." I said.
Donnie grabbed me by my arm again.
"Hey! watch it Donnie! Let go of my arm -- I bruise really easily ya know?"
"Sorry, sweetie." Donnie said, "And you never did answer my question."
"Can I think about it for the night?" I asked Donnie.
"Sure you can." Donnie said, "Just don't take too long, ok."
Then I smiled at Donnie and he smiled back at me.
"ya know, Donnie? you have a nice smile." I said casually.
"Thank you." Donnie said, "You're pretty."
Joe and Andi were like in awww when they saw Donnie and I trying to work things out after a huge fight we had.
"Did you really want to break up?" Donnie asked.
"No. Not really." I said, "But me and Mark have a child together."
"That's ok." Donnie said, "You were probably dating Mark when we had broken up before we gotten married. What's up with what Jordan said about you and changing blood types to make me believe that Caitlin was my kid?” Donnie asked me. “Donnie how did you know what I was thinking?” I asked shocked.  “Pamela, the reason why I know is because I love you so much.” Donnie said sweetly. Donnie pulled Pamela in for a hug and kissed her passionately.
 
"Are you and daddy getting back together?" Caitlin asked. "Yes, Caitlin... we are." I told her.
"Did you have fun today with your dad?" Donnie asked Caitlin.
Caitlin looked confused and Donnie began saying that Mark is her father not Donnie.
"Hey Mark! Guess what?" I said.
"Yeah?" Mark asked looking away for a second then looking back at Pamela.
"Donnie and I are back together." I said smiling.
"That's great." Mark said, "But what happened when you said that you still loved me?"
"Yes, Of course I still love you. I'll always love you. But Donnie is the one." I told Mark.
"I'm so happy for ya'll." Andi and Joe said.
"ohhh.... does this mean we are going to have a double wedding?" Andi and Joe said happily.
"Want to get married again?" Donnie asked me.
"Yes, I'd love to." I told Donnie as I hugged and kissed him.
The next day Jonathan calls Donnie on his cell. phone and asks if he could come over and give him something. Donnie replied shocked, "Sure." Joe and Andi commenced arguing because Joe's pager goes off and it is his ex-girlfriend. So Joe whips out his cell. phone and calls her up. He asks her what she wants. She goes on and on about how she wants him back. Andi tries to find out if Joe wants her back and if he wants to be with her instead of Andi.
"It's either me or her. It's your choice." Andi said.
Donnie gives me a here we go again look.
"Joe, you remember when you gave me great advice when Donnie and I got in a huge fight? Donnie and I almost broke up. You told me to follow my heart or something like that." I told Joe, "Why don't you take your own advice. Ok? I love you Joe and I want you to be happy." I added.
Joe tells Andi he wants to be with Barrett and that he wants to be happy.
"Andi, I have never been more sure of myself in my life." Joe said as he was gently breaking up with Andi because he didn't want to hurt her. "My heart just wasn't with you." Joe added, "It's with Barrett. I hope you understand, ok sweetie."
"Of course I understand. I'm ok with it. I want you to be happy, Joe." Andi told him.
Jonathan saw what happened and starts to yell at Joe in italian.
"Donnie, when did Jonathan learn to speak in Italian?" I whispered to him.
"I'm not sure. But I think it's wasn't good." Donnie told me.
Donnie looks at me. He then whispers something to me about Jon and Andi. Then we looked back at each other and smiled.
"hey, do you two want to go out on a double date on Friday night?" Donnie asked Jonathan.
"Sure." Jonathan said. Then asked Andi if she wanted to go on a double date with Donnie and Pamela.
"I'm not sure." Andi said.
"oh come on, Andi." Jonathan said wrapping his arms around her and kissing her passionately.
"okay. I'll go." Andi said smiling, "I love you, Jonathan.
Then Jordan came over to Donnie's house. He was just about to knock on the door when Jonathan opened the door. Jordan looked upset.
"Jordan, what's wrong?" Jonathan asked his younger brother.
"I'm not sure what happened but Evelyn and I got into a major fight and we decided to breakup." Jordan told Jonathan.
"Sorry, Jordan." Jonathan said giving his brother a hug, “what happened?”
"OMG! Jordan, what's wrong?" I ran up asking him.
"Evelyn and I just broke up." Jordan told me.
I gave Jordan a hug. I had asked him what had happened. 
”Funny you should ask.” Jordan said, “Pamela’s name came up several times during the fight.”
Donnie and Pamela looked at each other – then looked back at Jordan. “Really?” I said, “what did she say about me.”   “Evelyn said that if I continued to see you, that she would leave me.” Jordan began telling us.  

Then Danny knocked on the door. Donnie went to answer it. "Hey!" Donnie said. Then Donnie kept going on and on about how he could lose his wife--Pamela to Jordan.
"Well, do you really love her, Donnie?" Danny asked him.

"Yes." Donnie said, "Just not sure if she loves me since she's over there flirting with Jordan."
Danny then chuckles.
"Don't laugh, Danny!" Donnie joked.
"Okay! okay! Don't have a conniption fit!" Danny laughed.
”WHAT” I nearly screamed, “I was not flirting with Jordan!”

“oh come on, Pamela.” Donnie said, “admit it.”