originally written on: December 13, 2000

re-written and re-edited on: December 14, 2000

re-written and re-edited on: December 15, 2000

edited on: December 15, 2000

story finished on: December 17, 2000

written by: Jordonni  

Listen up! This story has been rated R. So, if you’re under 21 – I suggest that you click out of this story.  Or if you get easily offended, please click out of this story. I don’t mean to offend anybody and I’m not a mean person. J So, I hope that you can forgive me.  I would like to note that this story is half fiction and half-truth. The part about Joe being my boyfriend- and the part about me living in Boston is completely fiction.  But the part about me wanting my own apartment that is truth to that part. 

To: Cody, Caitlin and leesgirl82(aka:Jo’lee) I’d also like to say that if I didn’t like ya, I wouldn’t have wrote a nice story about y’all.  I hope you all like this new story that I wrote.

White Christmas

            One day I was sitting the on the couch on a cold winter’s day in my first new apartment in Boston Massachusetts. When all of a sudden I heard something.  I got up from the couch, went to the door and I looked out the peephole and saw that it was Joe.  I swung the door open and threw my arms around him, kissed him and didn’t want to let him go.  When I stepped back a little to look at Joe, I saw that he was a little sad.  “What’s wrong, Joe?” I asked him.  I hugged Joe and told him how much I loved him.  I wanted Joe to love me but the problem is no body knows I exist.  Pathetic huh?  Then Joe and I went to sit down on the couch to talk.  He said he had something important to tell me.  Joe then began to kiss my forehead—then he moved down to my neck.  After that he moved his hands down my chest.  I leaned over to kiss Joe and he put his hands in my back pockets of my jean shorts I was wearing.  He then laid me down on the couch and kissed me.  “Wait.” I said, “I thought you had something to tell me.”   “Yeah.” Joe said, “I wanted to ask if you wanted to go out with me.”  I smiled at Joe thinking what I was going to say next.  “Hello? U ok?” Joe asked concerned about me.  “No.” I told Joe looking down at the floor.  “What’s wrong, Pamela?” Joe asked.    “Nothing important. So what was it you wanted to tell me, Joe?” I asked him.  “I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me.” Joe said as he waited for me to answer.  After about a few minutes, I finally said that I would go out with him.  Then we kissed and then he got out this ring he had bought me just before he came over.  He put it on my finger and he asked if I wanted to go steady with him.  “Yes! Yes! Yes! A million times yes!” I blurted out.  Joe then leaned over to kiss me when someone knocked on the door.  “OMG! Who could that be?” Joe asked.  “You could go to the door and find out.” I suggested.  Joe then went to the door and opened it.  This really nice guy was there with his girlfriend.  The guy had blond hair and blue eyes and was about 5’4” tall – the girl had blue eyes, blonde hair and was about the same height.  Joe asked them who they were and guessed that they are my friends.  “Hi. I’m Cody and this is my girlfriend-- Caitlin.  We are here to see Pamela.”  He said.   “My name is Joe and I’m Pamela’s boyfriend.” He told Cody and Caitlin.   Cody and Caitlin came in my apartment.  “OMG! Hi! Caitlin and Cody.” I said as I smiled, “How are you doing?”  “We are doing ok.” Caitlin said, “But leesgirl82 is really being annoying.”   Cody, Caitlin and I busted out laughing.  Joe looked over at me and asked me what we were laughing at.  I told Joe that this leesgirl82 was bothering us on the Internet a couple of months back, but now we are all friends now.  Until this day we are still laughing at that moment. 

It all started when I said something in the daysofourlivesclub in yahoo and leesgirl82 still hasn’t dropped the subject.  She said that I said that I didn’t like Austin. (which isn’t true).  I do like Austin.  As it got worse, leesgirl82 even got pepine7610 to think I was annoying. Then leesgirl82 even made a screen name just about identical to the screen name I had.  So I finally got sick of her and Christine (aka: pepine7610) and changed my screen name to Heygirl74.  I kind of liked that screen name ever since I first got on aol and chatted with my sister. (which by the way, mom, my dad and me were living in California at the time and my sister was in Texas.)  

The next day Cody and Caitlin came over to me and Joe’s apartment.  Joe asked them if they wanted to go to the movies.  “Cool.” Cody said.  “I’m up for that.” Caitlin said as she smiled. 

That night we were all trying to decide on what movie we all wanted to see and we kept on getting in huge arguments about what was the dumbest movie.  Then we finally decided on a movie.  The movie was called Days Of Our Lives (the movie).  We paid our way into the theater and got a soda – then we went and found our seats in the back of the theater. (if you know what I mean) 

When the movie was just about over, we smelled a foul smell.  I whispered to Caitlin that it must have been our dates sitting right next to us who just farted.  “Hey!”  Cody yelled, “I didn’t do it. It could have been you, Pamela.” Cody said laughing.  “Not me.” I said, “I didn’t do it either.”   “Me either.” Caitlin said.  “Must have been Joe who just farted.” Cody said in a quiet voice.  “Joe?” I called, “OMG! Where is my boyfriend?” I said as I panicked.   Then Joe came rushing back to the theater where we were.  “OMG! What is that smell?” Joe asked.  “Ok? Who just cut the cheese?” I joked.  “Well it wasn’t me.” Joe said, “All I know is we better get the hell out of here.”   “Phew!” Cody let out a sound as he was holding his nose as we left the theater.   I thought smelt it, dealt it.  “Where were you Joe?” I asked him.  “I was in the restroom.” Joe had whispered to me.  Just then out of the blue, I hugged Joe.  “We are going to get a Christmas tree, do you want to come with us?” Joe and Pamela asked.  “Sure, we are headed that way too.” Cody said. 

We headed to our cars and drove to the Christmas tree lot.  We drive into the parking lot, get out of our cars and walk in together to get a Christmas tree.  After we picked one we liked, we headed home to decorate it. 

It was Christmas Eve and Joe and I were getting ready to give Christmas party.  We invited Cody and Caitlin to come and also a couple of my family members.  Joe invited his sisters and brother.   At the party, somebody invited leesgirl82 to come.  “I have no problem with leesgirl82 coming to the party. I just hope that she doesn’t make an ass of herself.” I said I laughed.   Leesgirl82 knocked on the door, walked right on in and

made herself at home.  She put in a cd called NSYNC “Bye, Bye, Bye” and started to

sing and dance.   As leesgirl82 made her way to Cody, everyone was looking at

leesgirl82.  I grabbed lil’ missy by her shirt up near her near her neck.  “OK? Lil’ missy!

Leave Cody and Caitlin alone!” I told leesgirl82.   “Make me!” leesgirl82 said and

laughed. 

            Then it started snowing and everyone looked out the window.  Cody was thinking, “Snowball fight!”   Everyone rushed to put their jackets on and went outside.

“It looks like we are going to have our first official white Christmas.” Cody and Caitlin said.   “Me too.” I announced wrapping my arms around Joe and kissing him.  As Cody and Caitlin did the same.  Poor leesgirl82 was left out in the cold.  Everyone left and went to their cars to go home.  Joe and I went back upstairs to our apartment.  We cleaned up the mess and then went to bed.  Then the phone rang.  Joe picked up the receiver and the person on the other end of the line said, “Can I speak to Pamela?”   “No, may I ask who this is?” Joe asked.  “This is Jo’Lee.” She said.   Joe slammed the phone down and left it off the hook for the rest of the night. 

The End. 

I wish you and your family a very

Merry Christmas

And a

Happy New Year!